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August 20., 2005
08:02 pm - Blah.
I slept in later zan usual zis morgen. Usually I am up around eight, but today I voke up around ten. Ven I got up, Paul made me a delicious breakfast like he does efery Saturday. Kaffee, pancakes, beer, bratwurst, and scrambled eggs vas on ze menu. ^-^ I vas full aftervards.
After breakfast, me and Paul vatched a Lifetime original mofie ve taped a vhile ago. It vas ze one about ze vomen who chops off her husband's vinky. X:
Till has decided zat me and Rich vill fight for ze position of Till's bitch. Paul says I should be his bitch instead. Vell, I don't really vant to be Till's bitch. I just vant to kick Richard's arse for spraypainting mein auto!
I haf to go get dressed. One of Paul's old friends is koming ofer and he vants me to look gut. I am not sure vhich dress to vear. =-/ ...I mean suite.
Aktuelle Musik: "Feuer Frei!" -Rammstein
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August 19., 2005
02:34 pm - Richard, you bastard! D:
Richard spraypainted "Flake is a loser" on mein auto. Zat fucking bastard!
Aktuelle Stimmung:  pissed off
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August 18., 2005
02:23 pm
Ve haff decided to name our new album Rosenrot. Ve vorking on ze fideo for Benzin and ze single for it. Zat is all I kan say for now.
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11:54 am
Paul is feeling better today. :) Zat is gut. In fact, he has beel feeling so gut zat he has been bugging me for sex all gott damn day. He keeps singing "Stripped", vhich he knows alvays makes me horny. I vould've liked to, but I had vork to do. Richard came ofer yesterday nacht and he made a mess! >.< I had to clean up. Zat bum nefer cleans up after himself. And he alvays forgets to flush ze toilet, too!
Paul and I are going to toilet paper Richard's haus tonight. :D Good zing Richard threw his komputer out ze vindow last veek, so he can't read zis. Hehehehe. Hopefully he does not diskofer zat libraries haff zem, too. Richard in a library? Zat is such a funny zought!
I rented some mofies (one about time trafel, one about alien abduktion, and one about a ghost...ja, ja, I'm a nerd. Ich weiß. Oh, and a porno.) not too long ago. Oh, and I bought ze X-Files season nine DVD and ze Tvilight Zone season two DVD. ^-^ I loff zose shows.
...Gott dammit, Paul is singing ze song again! Auf Wiedersehen... I haff some vork to do, if you know vat I mean. ;)
Aktuelle Stimmung:  horny
Aktuelle Musik: Paul singing "Stripped"
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August 17., 2005
09:38 am - Mexico!
Ve vill be haffing zree koncerts in Mexico in Oktober. I am so excited. I loff burritos!
October 06 2005 MEXICO // Mexico City // Sports Palace
October 07 2005 MEXICO // Guadalajara // La Concha Acustica
October 09 2005 MEXICO // Monterrey // Auditorio Coca Cola
Aktuelle Stimmung: excited
Aktuelle Musik: "Schwarzes Glas" -Rammstein
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09:11 am - Hallo again. Ja, I am still alife.
Sorry for not posting ze last few days. Mein komputer vas not vorking for me. ...It turns out I just forgot to plug it in. <.<
Nozing much happened on Sunday or Monday.
Yesterday, I vent to a party. Richard and Schneider infited me. Paul couldn't komm, because he is sick. D: He ate some of Till's "mystery soup", vhich tastes like some kind of twisted mix of urine, blood, prune juice, and Richard's mutter. I told him not to eat it, but he vouldn't listen to me. =-/ I vish Till vould tell us vat ze hell he puts in zat stuff. Oh ja, ze party...
Zere vas a lot of pretty vomen at ze party (ze kind vith ze big boobies zat I loff :D). Zere vere also some pretty men, too (including Richard and Schneider, of course). Ze party had a lot of drinking going on. I had about ten beers and ended up vaking up in Richard's tub zis morning. It vas a gut time.
I haff a hangofer right now. I'm going to go check up on Paul, so Auf Wiedersehen, meine Freunde!
Aktuelle Stimmung:  Hungofer.
Aktuelle Musik: "Sehnsucht" -Rammstein
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August 14., 2005
03:21 pm
Yesterday vasn't ferry efentful. I slept in pretty late. Paul voke me up around noon. Ve vent to Richard's place. Ollie vas zere. Ve all played Monopoly and zat bastard Ollie cheated. He stole $500 bills from ze bank vhen nobody vas looking.
Somebody played a joke on me. D: I made a delicious ham sandvich. Vhile I vas in ze bazroom, somebody eyactulated on it. I zink it vas Ollie.
Me and Paul left Richard's around six and ve vent home. Ve got vasted, had sex, and vent to bed. Zat ist all for today. Auf Wiedersehen, meine freunde!
Aktuelle Stimmung:  gassy
Aktuelle Musik: "Sex hat keine Macht" -Oomph
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August 12., 2005
10:17 pm
Vell, I had a pretty good day. Ve had no vork at all to do today. Because of Till's knee, ve von't be haffing any concerts for a vhile. I apologized for running into him, but he is still pissed at me. :-( Hmm. Vhen I zink about it, I kinda enjoyed running into him. Zat's vat he gets for alvays haffing me be his bitch. "I need to ass rape somebody... hey, how about Flake?" "I need to cook somebody...hey, how about Flake?" Vhy can't Till pick on somebody else? It's alvays me. D:
Me, Paul, and Schneider decided to go out for breakfeast zis morning. Ollie vas infited, but he said he had ozzer zings to do. I don't know vat, zough. Anyvay... Schneider took foreffer trying find his pants. He alvays loses zem. Effentually he realized zey vere in his drawer. Okay, zat doesn't sound odd, but for Schneider it is. Most of ze time his pants find zere vay in ze microwafe or in some ozzer odd location.
Ve get to ze restraunt at about 9:00. I don't recall ze name. It vas some place zat Paul told me about. I had my usual breakfast: beer, bratwurst, and kaffee. I like to dip mein bratwurst into ze kaffee. It tastes wunderbar! Paul had pancakes and Schneider had vaffles.
After breakfast, I vent for a valk viz Paul. Two crazy female fans saw us and freaked out. One bugged us for an autograph and ze ozzer passed out ven I said hallo to her. =-/ Zat is odd. Vell, ve gaff zem ze autographs and a hug and zey left.
After ve vere done viz our valk, Paul and me played DDR for a vhile. Ollie came offer around noon and ve played Harry Potter. :D Speaking of Harry Potter, some asshole ruined ze new book for me. I voke up yesterday morning and zere vas a huge sign saying "SNAPE KILLS DUMBELDORE." Gott dammit, vhy must people alvays ruin books for me?
I fisited Till sometime in ze afternoon to see how his knee is doing. He punched me in ze balls.
After zat, I went home and vatched a Lifetime original moffie. I loff zose. Zey alvays make me cry. :'(
Okay, vell, zat is all. I am going to bed. Auf Wiedersehen!
Aktuelle Stimmung: mellow
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August 10., 2005
07:13 pm - First entry.
So, I decided to open zis LJ. Here I vill talk about my day to day happenings. I vill start tommorow. I am feeling a little funky right now. Zis is vat I get for consuming all of zat beer and bratwurst.
Aktuelle Stimmung:  drunk
Aktuelle Musik: "Weißes Fleisch" -Rammstein
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