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Doktor Christian "Flake" Lorenz
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Created on 2005-08-10 15:38:04 (#7982243), last updated 2005-08-20
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Hallo! Ich heiße Christian Lorenz, but all of meine freunde call me Flake. I am ze keyboardist for ze Tsherman band Rammstein.
Ven I am not touring or in the studio vith ze band, I am usually:
1) Getting vasted.
2) Haffing sex viz Paul.
3) Fighting viz Till.
4) Roleplaying Harry Potter viz Ollie and Paul.
5) Vatching ze X-Files.
8) A combination of ze aboff.
9) Doing mein cool Weißes Fleisch dance. :D
I enjoy long valks on ze beach, bubble baffs, and Lifetime original moffies. I liff happily viz Paul Landers.
For more information about me, read my journal and/or check out my biography at Wikipedia.
About my fellow band members:
Till- He is usually fery mean to me. D: He is alvays playing pranks on me and alvays makes me be his bitch during concerts. He is a vomanizer. He sleeps vith tventy vomen a veek! o.o
Christoph- Schneider is a nozing more zan a big powderpuff. He likes to vear dresses and admire himself in ze mirror.
(It's kinda sexy, zough.)
Paul- Paul is my lofer. <3 Ve spend a lot of time togezer.
Richard- He is obsessed vith himself. He zinks he is ze sexiest men in ze welt. Vell, he is pretty sexy...
Ollie- Ollie doesn't talk much.
Danke for fisiting my journal. :)

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Ven I am not touring or in the studio vith ze band, I am usually:
1) Getting vasted.
2) Haffing sex viz Paul.
3) Fighting viz Till.
4) Roleplaying Harry Potter viz Ollie and Paul.
5) Vatching ze X-Files.
8) A combination of ze aboff.
9) Doing mein cool Weißes Fleisch dance. :D
I enjoy long valks on ze beach, bubble baffs, and Lifetime original moffies. I liff happily viz Paul Landers.
For more information about me, read my journal and/or check out my biography at Wikipedia.
About my fellow band members:
Till- He is usually fery mean to me. D: He is alvays playing pranks on me and alvays makes me be his bitch during concerts. He is a vomanizer. He sleeps vith tventy vomen a veek! o.o
Christoph- Schneider is a nozing more zan a big powderpuff. He likes to vear dresses and admire himself in ze mirror.
(It's kinda sexy, zough.)
Paul- Paul is my lofer. <3 Ve spend a lot of time togezer.
Richard- He is obsessed vith himself. He zinks he is ze sexiest men in ze welt. Vell, he is pretty sexy...
Ollie- Ollie doesn't talk much.
Danke for fisiting my journal. :)

Interests (37):
beer, being anal raped, being cooked, berlin, bratwurst, bück dich, christoph schneider, dancing, deutschland, east germany, feeling b, german accented english, germany, herzeleid, kaffee, keyboard, lifetime original movies, live aus berlin, mutter, my daughter annie, nerds, oliver riedel, pankow, paul landers, piano, porno, prenzlauer berg, rammstein, rammstein fans, reise reise, richard z. kruspe-bernstein, rosenrot, running till over, sehnsucht, the x-files, till lindemann, weißes fleisch
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